Ready To Go - Pt2 letra

VANESSA:
Hello?

TIFFANY:
Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess,
that Im not wearing undies today?

VANESSA:
Eww. Oh Tiff, LOL, whats the diff,
You would still take em off anyway.

TIFFANY:
IKR

VANESSA:
BTW,

BOTH:
Where are you right now?

TIFFANY:
We need to talk--

VANESSA:
Oh, I totes see you,

BOTH:
BRB ciao ciao

(dialogue)

OLD SNATCH:
When youve been around the block as much as I have,
You feel just like a CEO

FLOPSY:
(spoken) Hows that? That must feel good?

OLD SNATCH:
You see, Im done with all these cocks,
But theyre not lettin me retire,
I tell ya, Im ready to go!

(dialogue)

FLOPSY:
Its like living the same way that an old pair of shoes do
Every days a one man show!
They start to STINK, then theres HOLES,
And they dont FIT the way they used to
IVE HAD IT! Im ready to go

OLD SNATCH:
Look at us,
Were just a couple of stiffs

FLOPSY:
(now youre just being cute)

OLD SNATCH:
With a lifetime of ifs.

FLOPSY:
(Dont be so hard on us)

OLD SNATCH:
And I wonder, with someone else, could be more fair?

FLOPSY:
Yeah! Its not like
were some one-dick pony.

OLD SNATCH: (oh, whos the cute one now?)

FLOPSY:
We could be more if only

BOTH:
Someone out there, would answer our prayer!

TOGETHER:
While we wait to be delivered, go ahead, cry me a river
We agree that theres no quid pro quo
So until that great vacation, save your tears for lubrication,
And lord have mercy, are we ready to go!
Mercy, are we ready to go.

(dialogue)

TIFFANY:
Listen up, Vanessa, sweetie,
I do this cuz I care.

VANESSA:
(spoken) I know.

TIFFANY:
This is war. Forget your peace treaty!
Justice is right over there!

VANESSA:
I guess I could use a new guy
Cuz its been a while and I am still so young,
Why not give it a try.
At the very least it could be kinda fun.

TIFFANY:
Hey now, Vanessa, theres the girl I know and love.

VANESSA: Ive been so boring, boy Im glad-I had a little shove!

BOTH:
Tic tock, while the irons hot
Theres no time to take it slow
You gotta be ready, so Ready to Gooo (repeats)

ALL:
We're finally ready
and the time is right for us to light a spark.
Were keepin' it steady, with our
Eyes on the prize, to get us through the dark.
I know theres so much more to what I think I see
I feel a change, and the strange thing is-- its part of me!
My hormones are freakin out,
And I think Im gonna blow!

JOEY AND DICK: Were locked and loaded

SALLY AND MS. COOTER: Oh, so devoted

SNATCH & FLOPSY: low and demoted,

VANESSA & TIFFANY: Totes, just toted!

ALL:
Were finally ready,
So ready to go!!

Me And My Dick - Letras

• Big T's Temptation
• Council Of The Pussies
• Even Though - Pt1
• Even Though - Pt2
• Flight Of The Pussies
• Gotta Find His Dick
• Heaven On Earth
• I've Seen You Around Here Before
• Land Of The Dicks
• Listen To Your Heart
• Nothin' Like A Dick
• Ready To Go - Pt1
• Ready To Go - Pt2